54 Years Of Marriage
An old couple Giselle and Jeremiah celebrates their 54th wedding anniversary in their home.
“Just think,” Jeremiah says, “we were sitting here at this same kitchen table, naked as jaybirds, 54 years ago.”
“Well,” Giselle snickers, “What do you say Jeremy, should we get naked now?”
The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back down at the table. “You know, honey,” Giselle says slyly, “My breasts burn for you now as they did 54 years ago.”
“I’m not surprised,” replies Jeremiah. “One’s in your coffee and the other is in your lentil soupl!”