A Bowl Of Peanuts
After a long time,Police officer Jesse visits his old aunt . As he sits on the canape, he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.
“Mind if I have a few?” Jesse asks.
“No, not at all!” the old woman replied.
They talked about health of the old woman for half an hour and, as Jesse stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.
“I’m really sorry for eating all your peanuts auntie. I really just meant to eat a few.”
“Oh, that’s all right,” his aunt says. “Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them.”