A Room In Hell
George Bush becomes very sick and dies. He goes to Hell where the Lucifer is waiting for him.
“I don’t know what to do,” says the Lucifer. “You’re on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, i found what to do.So I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got three people here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I’ll even let you decide who leaves.”
George Bush thought that sounded enough good so he agreed.
The Lucifer opened the first room’s door. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his destiny in Hell.
“No!” George said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and I don’t think I could do that all day long .”
The Lucifer led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of giant rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
“No! I’ve got this problem with my arm. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!” commented George.
The Lucifer opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton sitting naked on the chair with his arms staked over his head and he spreads his legs.Monica Lewinsky on the knees, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in doubt for a while and finally said, “Yeah, I can handle this.”
The Lucifer smiled and said, “Monica, you’re free to go!”