As Much As The Baby
Edward decided to propose to his girlfriend, Megan.
Megan said before she could accept she must confess about her childhood illness.
She then went on to tell Edward she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity level of a eleven years old.
Edward said it was not problem because he loved Megan so much.
He decided to confess. I too have a problem. My phallus is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.”
Megan answered, “Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant phallus.”
So Edward and Megan duly got married. On their wedding day they couldn’t wait to be alone so Edward whisked his new bride off to their honeymoon suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another.
As Megan put her hands in Edward’s trousers, she screamed and ran out of the suit.
Edward ran after her and when he caught up with her, asked what was the problem.
Megan said, “You told me your phallus was the size of an infant!”
Edward said, “Yes it is: 2.5 kilograms, 35 centimeters long!”