Dean wakes up at home with a remarkable hangover.He tries hard to open his eyes,and the first thing he sees is a couple of painkillers and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in clothes hanger, all clean and pressed. Dean looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So’s the rest of the house.He takes the painkillers and notices a note on the table“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you.”
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son Ezra is also at the table, eating.
Dean asks, “Son, what happened last night?”
Ezra says,“Well, you came home after 4 A.M.,drunk and delirious.Broke the couch,vomited in the living room,and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.”
Ashamed,Dean asks,“So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”
Ezra replies,“Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off,you said, “Ma’am,leave me alone,I’m married!””