John and Pamela decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 9 year old son Brian in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood actions. They give a walkie-talkie to the Brian for commentary.
Little Brian began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
“There’s a black cool car being towed from the parking lot,”he said.
“A police car just drove by.”
A few minutes passed.
“Looks like the Bennet’s have company,” he called out.
“Rick`s riding a new skateboard and the Smithes are having sex.”
Mom and dad shot up in bed.
“How do you know that?” The startled father asked.
“Their kid Harry is standing out on the balcony too,” Brian replied.