Tucker wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the internet and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Bear Repellent.”
He calls the number, and the bear repellent says he’ll be over in fifteen minutes. The bear repellent arrives, and gets out of his panelvan. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old doberman.
“What are you going to do,” Tucker asks?
“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the doberman is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the panelvan.”
He hands the shotgun to the Tucker.
“Why you give this shotgun to me?” asks Tucker.
“If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.”