Bee In The Deep
One hot day young Wayne and Rebecca were in their home making love.
Suddenly a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her female genitale.
Rebecca started screaming to her husband, “Jesus Christ, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!”
Wayne immediately took his wife to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit.”
Wayne being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever procedure to get the bee out of Rebecca’s vagina. The doctor said “Okay, what I’m gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife’s vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my phallus I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife’s vagina.”
Wayne nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said “Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it, get that thing out of me!”
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady’s vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, “I don’t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper.” So the doctor went deeper.
After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. Rebecca began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady’s breasts and started making loud noises.
Wayne at this point abruptly became very annoyed and yelled, “Now hold on a second! What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
The doctor, still concentrating, answered, “Change of plan. I’m gonna drown the son of a b..tch!”