Being Good At Make People Happy
The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords. The crowd is very big.Tens of thousands people. Her Majesty and His Holiness, can’t help but have a little rivalry, both being heads of churches and all.
The Queen says to the Pope, “Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go crazy?”
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal hand wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen, “Your Majesty, that was fascinating.But did you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with pleasure? Their joy will not be a instant display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and will be happy. They will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants.”
The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. “One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will be happy forever?Prove it.”
So the Pope slaps her.