City girl Shauna was driving back to town after attending a family funeral when she ran out of gasoline. It was getting late so she asked two good boys sitting on the stoop of a caravan, where she could get some gasoline.
“Well,” said one, “The filling station ain’t open untill tomorrow, but I reckon you can stay the night with me and Billy-Junior here.”
Shauna accepted the offer, only to be told that there was only one bed, which both Billy and Billy-Junior slept in. Thinking it might be fun, she went ahead anyway. When all three of them were all tucked in, they were just about to jump her bones when she halted proceedings.
Pulling out two preservatives, Shauna said, “You nice boys wouldn’t want me to get pregnant, would you? Here, put these on.”
They did. The three of them proceeded to have the time of their lives. In the morning the car got gassed up and Shaunal went back to the town.
Three months later, Billy and Billy-Ray were sitting on the stoop, chewing on some gum.
“Do you remember that city girl who stopped by here a while back?” asked Billy-Junior.
“Ah sure do,” said Billy, with a smirk.
“Do you really care if she gets pregnant?” B.-Junior asked.
“Not really,” said Billy.
“Well, lets get these strange things off of our di**s!”