An old blind cowboy gets into an all-girl staff bar by mistake.
He goes to bar seat and orders a strong Whiskey.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
‘Hey! Do you want to hear a blonde joke?’
Suddenly the bar is buried in silence.
In a very deep, hoarse voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I have to warn you,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1- The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2- The bodyguard is a blonde girl.
3- I’m a 180 cm height,80 kilograms weight blonde woman who is a master in Tai-Chi.
4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5- The woman to your right is blonde and a gunsmith.
Now, think about it carefully, Cowboy. Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?’
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and grumbles, “No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”