Blonde Versus Blonde
An intelligent blonde woman Abbie is driving along a country road, out in rolling hills of the Rocky Mountains, when she sees some movement off in the distance. As she gets closer, she notices that it is another blonde woman in a canoe in the middle of a field rowing the canoe like crazy.
Abbie stops her car at the side of the road and gets out. She yells out to the blonde in the canoe; “What are you doing?” The blonde in the boat,yells back hurriedly, “I have got to hurry up and get home in time for dinner or I will be in real trouble!”
Abbie at the side of the road is infuriated. “I can’t believe my ears! You are out in the middle of a field in a canoe! It’s blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name! In fact, if I could swim,I would swim out there and kick your ass!”