Blonde Jessica walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to Jessica that they don’t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, Jessica assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this place on a regular basis, and would like some more.
“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” says Jessica.
“Do you have an old box it comes in?”
“Yes!” says the blonde, “I will go home and get it.”
Jessica returns with the box and hands it to the pharmacist. He looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
The annoyed Jessica snatches the box back and reads out loud from the box: “To apply, push up bottom.”