Care Of Patient
The doctor goes hunting some deers and returns after one day and asks: “So, Joeseph, how was your day?”
Joseph told him that he took care of three patients.
“First patient had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”
Doctor asks; “Very good Joseph,and what’s about the second patient?”.
Joseph replied; “The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir.”
Doctor talks again; “This is what I want to hear from you Joseph! You’re good at this and what about the third patient?”
Joseph; “Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a blond woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “Help me! For three years I have not seen any man!”
The Doctor; “Oh my Gosh!,Joseph, what did ye do for that woman?”
Joseph; “I put drops in her eyes!”