Chamber Of The Priest
Three nuns were talking about the priest. The first sister said, “I was cleaning in Father’s room the last day and you don’t believe what I found. A bunch of pornographic magazines!”
“What did you do?” the other sisters asked.
“Well, of course I threw them in the trash.”She replied.
The second sister said, “Well, I can top that. I was in Father’s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of preservatives!”
“Oh my gosh!” gasped the other sisters. “What did you do?” they asked. “I poked holes in all of them!” she replied.
The third sister fainted.