A young man and a woman meet in a saloon and fall love at first sight.So much so,in fact,that just in three days they decide to get married.
After the wedding ceremony,the guy says to his new bride,”I’ve a confession to make -I’m completely obsessed with golf.I eat, sleep and breathe it.I hope you don’t hate me for it.”
The new bride looks at her new husband and says,”I could never hate you, but I have a confession as well. I’m a hooker”
The man gets a pained look on his face and after a long silence he says,”Well…show me your stance.”