Conversation In The Airport
Two elegant dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the airport.
The first lady was an arrogant French woman married to a mercenary man.
The second was a seasoned elderly woman from North Europe.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the French woman started by saying, “When my first child was born,my husband gave a luxury residence as a gift to me.”
The lady from the North commented, “Well, bless your heart.”
The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful sport car.
Again, the lady from the North commented, “Well, bless your heart.”
The first woman continued boasting, “Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this very expensive exquisite diamond necklace.
Yet again, the Northern lady commented, “Well, bless your heart.”
The first woman then asked her companion, “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?”
“My husband sent me to charm school,” declared the Northern lady.
“Charm school?” the first woman screamed,”Jesus!What is that for?”
The Northern lady responded, “Well for example, instead of saying “Who gives a shit?” I learned to say, “Well, bless your heart”.