Crocodile Skin Shoes
A young blonde Dixie was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of true crocodile shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very disappointed with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shop owners, Dixie yelled, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own crocodile so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!” The shop owner said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!”
Determined, Dixie turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself a crocodile.
Later in the day, the shop owner is driving home, when he realices Dixie standing waist deep in the water, pump rifle in hand. Just then, he sees a huge nine foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
Dixie takes aim, kills the animal and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shop owner watches in amazement. Just then Dixie flips the crocodile on it’s back, and frustrated, shouts out, “F*ck it!, this one isn’t wearing any shoes either!”