Second grade teacher Sarah asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their daddies do.
Kimberley went first,
“My dad is a heart surgeon and he saves people’s lives”
Sarah replies; “That’s wonderful Kimberley. Now how about you Bethany, what does your father do?”
“My dad is a criminal lawyer and he puts bad people in prison,” says Bethany
“Very good Bethany. Ok Kenneth, what does your father do?”
“My dad is dead” says Kenneth.
“Oh, I’m very sorry to hear that Kenneth,” said Sarah, “what did he do before he died?”
Kenneth answered; “He turned black and blue and shit on the carpet”