Dinner At Her Parents’ House
Irma asks her boyfriend Ralph to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.Since this is such a big excited event ,Irma declares to Ralph that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time.
Ralph is entranced,but he has never had sex before in his all life,so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some preservatives.He tells to the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.Pharmacist tells Ralph everything there is to know about preservatives and sex. At the register,the pharmacist asks the boy how many preservatives he’d like to buy,one pack,three pack,ten pack or family pack.Ralph insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night,Ralph shows up at the Irma’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh,I’m so excited for you to meet my mother and father, come on in!”
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated.
Ralph quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and Ralph is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
Fifteen minutes pass, and still no act from Ralph.
Finally, after twenty five minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”
Ralph turns,and whispers back to Irma,”I had no idea your father was the pharmacist!”