A young boy Alex caught sight of his mother changing clothes one day, and asked her what she had between her legs.
“That’s something you’re never going to talk about again. And you shouldn’t touch it because it has teeth,” his mother replied.
Fifteen years went by, and Alex never touched any girl in between her legs because he was very scared.
One day, however, he met the love of his life, and they got married.
On their nuptial night, his wife asked him to touch her there.
“Hell No !” Alex said. “It’s got teeth.”
“Silly boy!” she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. “See? It has not got teeth!”
“Well, I’m not surprised,” Alex replied.”Not with gums like that.”