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Charlie gets into a bar with a crocodile.He says to the customers, “Here’s a deal. I will open this crocodile’s mouth and place my manhood inside. The crocodile will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I will remove my stick unscathed.If it works, everyone buys me drinks.”
The audiences agrees.
Charlie drops his pants and puts his stick in the crocodile’s mouth.It closes mouth. After one minute,the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs on the top of crocodile’s head. The crocodile opens mouth wide,and he removes his stick unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks.
Then Charlie says: “I will pay anyone 100 bucks who’s willing to give it a try.”
After a while,a hand goes up in the back of the bar.It’s a woman. “I will give it a try,”she says,“But you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.”