Drunk Needs Push
Clive and his wife Silvia were awakened at 3:30 am by a loud pounding on the door.Clive gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain,is asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” yells Clive, “it is 3:30 in the morning!”
He slams the door and comes back for sleep.
“Who was that?” asks Silvia.
“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,”he answers.
“Did you help him?” Silvia asks.
“No, I did not, it is 3:30 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!”Clive replies.
“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife.”Can’t you remember about four months ago when we broke down,and those two guys helped us?I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself! Lord loves drunk people too.”
Clive says”All right!”and gets dressed,goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the darkness,”Hey,are you still there?”
“Yes” comes back the answer.
“Do you still need a push?” calls out Clive.
“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the darkness.
“Where are you?”asks the bleary-eyed husband.
“Over here on the swing set,”replies the drunk guy.