Farting For Sixteen Years
Rupert and Molly have been married for sixteen years.
Each and every morning of those sixteen years, Rupert has woken up, farted loudly and proudly, rolled over onto his back and got out of bed to go to work.
And each and every morning for those sixteen years, Molly has said to him disgustedly, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your entrails out!” But this has had no effect on Rupert as he has continued merrily with his routine each morning.
Molly is totally fed up with this and then one Thanksgiving morning when she got up early to get things ready, she got an idea while preparing the turkey.
Before Rupert got up, she crept upstairs and placed the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself as she did so.
A little later that morning, Rupert woke up and went through his usual morning ritual with glee. Molly heard a scream as Rupert jumped out of bed and flew into the bathroom.
She laughed to herself, but when Rupert didn’t reappear from the bathroom for a long time she started to get concerned.
So Molly ran upstairs, and was just about to knock on the bathroom door, when Rupert opened it and came out, pale as a ghost.
Rupert said, “You were right, darling, you were right. I did fart my entrails out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again.”