Fixing The Car
A city guy Donovan was driving his Mercedes down a country road when his car broke down next to a field filled with cows. Donovan got out and although he knows nothing about cars, started poking around under the hood.
One of the cows walked over to the fence, leaned over, looked at the engine and said, “I think the problem’s in your valve rocker shaft.”
Donovan nearly jumped out of his skin, and ran off to the nearest farmhouse. When he got there he banged with fear on the door.
The farmer opened the door, and Donovan screamed “A cow just told me how to fix my car!” as he pointed towards the field.
The farmer looked over to the field and asked, “Was it a big yellow cow?”
“Yes! Yes!” said Donovan.
The farmer asked, “Did she have a big black spot next to her ear?”
Donovan yelled, “Yes! Yes! That’s the one!”
The farmer sighed in exasperation. “That damn fool Betty,” he said. “Don’t listen to her. She knows nothing about cars.”