A frog goes to a seer to find out if he will ever be lucky in love.
The seer reads his palm and tells the frog, “I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?”
The frog wants to learn good news at first.
The seer says, “You are going to meet the most beautiful girl, who is going to be very interested in you and will want to know all about you. She will want you to open up for her and you will give your heart to her.”
“That’s awesome!” says the frog. “But what’s the bad news?”
“Well, you’re going to meet her in Biology class.