Frozen Crabs
An advocate boarded an airplane in Louisiana with a box of frozen crabs.
Advocate asked a flight hostess to take care of them for him.
Hostess took the box and promised to him put it in the crew’s fridge. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was an advocate, and proceeded to gas at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Unnecessary to say,she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in Louisiana, she made an announcement on the intercom:
“Would the advocate who gave me the crabs in Louisiana please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up…