A desperate man Joachim goes to the doctor because he can’t get an erection.
Joachim says, “Doctor, I just can’t live without sex, I need the use of my equipment back. Please help me!”
The doctor says, ” Well, there is a new experimental procedure I read about where the muscles of a baby elephant’s trunk are removed and implanted in your penis. This gives you back the full use of your p.nis.”
Joachim in his desperation eagerly agrees to try the procedure.
Some time after the operation, Joachim is at dinner with a new date when he feels a rustle in his trousers.
He ignores it but a short time later it happens again.
Joachim figures his penis just needs a little air so he unzips his trousers to let it out.
That seems to fix the problem for a while until his penis reaches up onto the table, grabs a roll and disappears back under the table.
His prospective girlfriend stares in complete awe, totally amazed by what just happened, and asks, “Can you do that again”.
Joachim says, Probably, but I don’t think I could fit another roll up my ass.”