One day while Adam walking on Earth, The God came to Adam to transmit some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news, Adam.” The God said.
Adam looked at The God and said, “Well, please give me the good news first.”
The God smiles and explains, “I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to explore new things, fix problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a p***s. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate the Earth. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children.”
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, “These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great news?
“The God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, “You will never be able to use these two great organs at the same time.”