Going Out For Night
Eaten and Amber were going out for the night. They got ready – showered, they wore their best clothes and, cat put out.
The taxi arrived but as they left the house, the cat shot back in. They didn’t want the cat shut in the house on it’s own while they were out, so Amber went out to the taxi while Eaten went back inside and followed the cat upstairs to chase it out.
Amber didn’t want the taxi driver to know the house would be empty so she told him, “My husband’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”
Five minutes later, Eaten came out and got into the car and says, “Sorry I took so long, the dumb old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out.”