Guy With An Ostrich
A rich-looking guy walks into a restaurant with a huge ostrich near him.
The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, “A cheesburger,onion rings, and a fruit juice,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s your choice?”
“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.
A few minutes later the waitress returns with the order. “It’s amount 16.75 dollars.” The guy reaches into his pocket and, without looking, pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the guy and the ostrich come again and the guy says, “Spaghetti,salad and a coke.”
The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.”
Again the guy reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until one night they enter the restaurant and the waitress asks, “The usual?”
“No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, sliced potato,salad and beer”, says the guy.
“Me too,” says the ostrich.
The waitress brings the order and says, “That will be 49.45 dollars.”
Once again the guy pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can’t stop her curiosity any longer and asks; “Excuse me,sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”
“Well,” says the guy, “A few years ago I was cleaning my basement and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a gin appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.”
“That’s incredible!” says the waitress. “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”
“That’s right. Whether it’s a chewing gum or a Lamborghini,the exact money is always there,” says the guy.
The waitress asks, “Sir,I am asking just out of my curiosity,what’s that ostrich?”
The guy inhales and answers, “My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”