A successful farmer Alphonse died and left everything to his faithful wife Chasity.She was a very nice woman and determined to keep the farm, but knew very little about farming,so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a farm hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
Chasity thought long and hard about it and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk guy.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about farming.
Several weeks,Chasity and the Gay guy worked, and the farm was doing very well.
Then one day, the dead farmer’s widow Chasity said to the hired Gay, “You have done a really good job, and the farm looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.” The guy agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return.
Two o’clock and no one around.
Finally he returned , at three o’clock and upon entering the room, he found Chasity sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
“Unbutton my dress and take it off,” she said.
Trembling, he did as she ordered. “Now take off my shoes.”
He did as she asked, ever so slowly. “Now take off my socks.” He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her shoes.
“Now take off my skirt.”
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
“Now take off my bra.” Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then Chasity looked at the guy and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you will fired.”