How Do I Know Her?
One day a guy goes to the park for walking and he notices an charming woman waving at him.
Charming woman says “hello” to him.
He’s surprised but he can’t remember where he knows her from.
So he says to her, “Do you know me?”
And she replies, “I am sure, you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the billiards table with all my friends watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?”
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No,I’m your son’s math teacher.”