How Old Do You Think I Am?
One day a middle aged woman Nicole decided to have a face botox for her birthday.
She spent 4000 bucks and felt really good about the results.
On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around.
As she was leaving,Nicole said to the salesman, “Excuse me,I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 35, “salesman replied.
“I’m actually 46,” Nicole said,she feels so happy.
After that Nicole went into Burger Kings’ for lunch and asked the cashier the same question. “How old do you think I am?”
He replied, “Oh, you look about 28.”
“I am actually 46!” she said, she feels really good now.
While sitting at the metro stop she asked an old man the same question.
“How old do you think I am?”
Old man replied, “I am 90 years old and my eyes not working so well.But when I was a young man there was a sure way of telling a woman’s age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age.”
There was anybody around, so Nicole said, “What the hell?” and let him slip his hand up her skirt.
After feeling around for a while, the old man said, “Well.. I see.. You are 46.”
Amazed, Nicole said, “That was awesome! How did you know that?”
The old man answered, “I was behind you in line at Burger King.”