I Want a Puppy!

Matt is a father and he has a six years old son Glen. They are walking down the street in town and they come across two dogs having sex.

Glen is confused by what he sees and asks his father “Daddy, what are those dogs doing?”

Matt does not want to lie to his son and answers “They’re just making a puppy.”

Glen says “Well!” and Matt is relieved that he doesn’t probe further. Next day, Glen goes into his parents room and sees them while making love.

Matt jumps up and quickly covers himself.

Knowing he’s in for an interesting talk, walks downstairs with Glen and they sit on the couch in living room.

Glen asks him “Daddy, what were you and mommy doing?”

Again,Matt wants to be honest with his son, he says “Me and mommy were making a baby.”

Glen stops and thinks for a moment, and then replies “Flip mommy over, I want a puppy!”