I’m Faster Than a Speeding Bullet
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting , wanted to go out and party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and have fun some girls.
Batman said Robin was sick and I should care of him..
A little sad Superman, called Spider-man to ask if wanted to drink a couple of beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.
Lastly, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman’s flat to see If she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.
Superman thought to himself “I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex and out again before she wasn’t understand what was happening.”
So Superman did his super thing in a split few second and flies off happily.
By the way on the bed, Wonder woman said “Did you hear something?”
“NO”! said the Invisible Man, “But my ass burns like a fire!”