The Preacher Desmond Decoux woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
So… he told to his Assistant that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Assistant left the room, Preacher Decoux headed out of town to a golf course about thirty kilometers away. This way he knew he wouldn’t accidentally meet anyone he knew from his church.
Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Almighty God while looking down from the Eden and screamed, “You’re not going to let him get away with this, are you?”
The Almighty God sighed, and said, “No, I guess not.” Just then Preacher Decoux hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It was an impossible 430 yard shot, hole in one! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the God and asked, “Why did you let him do that amazing shot?”
The Almighty God smiled and answered, “Who’s he going to tell?”