The Fast And Fool
Noah in his 39 bought a new Mercedes SLK Kompressor and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the wind was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open it up.
As the needle jumped up to 120 km, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. “There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 130, 140 km…. then the reality of the situation hits him.
“What the hell am I doing?” he thought and pulled over.
The police officer came up to the Mercedes, took Noah’s driving license without a word, and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it’s Black Friday. I don’t want to do more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you are free.”
Noah thinks for a few seconds and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”
“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.