It’s Happening Again
Celeste takes her seventeen year old daughter to the doctor.
“OK, Celeste, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Estelle. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and she is sick most mornings.”
The doctor gives Estelle a good inspection, then turns to Celeste and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but Estelle is pregnant about four and a half months would be my thought.”
Celeste says disbelievingly, “Pregnant?! That’s impossible! She can’t be, she has never been left alone with a man! Have you, Estelle?” Estelle says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!” The doctor walked over to the clinic’s window and stared outside.
After ten minutes silence Celeste said, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?” The doctor replied, “No, not at it. It’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’m not going to miss it this time around!”