A mother Martha was in the kitchen when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter Kate’s bedroom. When Martha opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
Martha screamed and exclaimed, “What are you doing?”
Kate replied, “I’m thirty two and still living at home with my family and this is the closest thing I’ll ever get to a husband.”
Later that week the father Ben was watching TV in the living room when he heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the cedar with her vibrator.
Ben shocked and exclaimed,”What are you doing?”
The daughter Kate replied, “I’m thirty two and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest thing I’ll ever get to a husband.”
A couple of days later Martha heard the humming sound again from the living room. In there, she found her husband watching the Champions Leauge Final on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
“What are you doing?” she exclaimed.
Ben answered,”Watching the game with my groom.”