Audrey found herself standing in front of the Pearly Gates of Heaven. Gabriel greeted her and said, “These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you only must do one more thing before you can enter.”
Audrey was very excited, and asked of Gabriel what she must do.
“Spell a word,” Gabriel answered.
“What word?” she asked.
“Any word,” answered Gabriel. “It’s your choice.”
Audrey quickly replied, “Then the word I will spell is love. L-O-V-E.”
Gabriel welcomed Audrey in, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates for a few minutes while he took a break. So the woman is left sitting in Gabriel’s seat when a man approaches the gates, and Audrey realizes it is her husband Bradley.
“What happened to you?” she cried, “Why are you here?”
Bradley stared at her for a few second, then said, “I was so upset when I left your funeral, I got in a bad car accident. Did I really make it to Heaven?”
“Not yet,darling” she replied, “You must spell a word first.”
“What word?” he asked.
The woman answered, “Kaumalapau.”