A confidential agent goes to the KGB headquarters and says;
“My name is Ethan an agent and I want to surrender.”
– Who do you work for?
“United States Of America.”
– OK, you must go to room 6.
Ethan goes to room 6 and says:
“I’m an American spy. I want to surrender.”
– Are you armed?
“Yes, I have my Smith Wesson.”
– Go to room 9, please.
He goes to room 9 and says:
“I am an American spy, I’m armed, I want to surrender.”
– Go to room 12.
He goes to room 12 and says:
“I’m a spy and I want to surrender!”
– Do you have any communication with the Americans?
“Yes I have.”
– Go to room 1.
He goes to room 1 and says:
“I’m a spy, I’m armed, I’m in communication with America and I want to surrender.”
-Have you been sent on a mission?
“Yes.I have been on mission impossible.”
– Well, get out and go do it! Stop bothering people while they’re working!