Martin and Stefanie are young new married couple,decided to join a church.
The Priest told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must keep away from having sex for two weeks.”
Martin and Stefanie agreed and came back to the church at the end of two weeks.
The Priest asked them, “Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?”
Martin replied:”Priest, I’m afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks.”
“What happened?” asked the Priest.
“My wife was reaching for a cornflakes on the top of shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there.”I shudder to think,you understand, of course, that means you will not be welcome in our church,” replied the Priest.
“That’s okay,” said the young man.
“We’re not welcome at the grocery anymore either.”