Old Men’s Problems
Three really old guys Joe, George and Harry are talking about their spasms, pains and bodily dysfunctions.
Seventy years old Joe says: “I have this problem. I get up every morning at seven o’clock, and it takes me thirty minutes to pee.”
Eighty years old George says: “My situation is worse. I get up at eight o’clock and I sit there and grunt and groan for forty minutes before I finally have a bowel movement.”
Ninety five years old Harry says: “Not me. I get up at seven o’clock. I pee like a horse and at eight o’clock. I s**t like a cow.”
“So what’s your problem?” asked the other grumpy men.
“I don’t wake up until nine o’clock.”
