Only The Best Can Accomplish The Task
Tired of his low approval ratings, President Trump called up the director of the Central Intelligence Agency and said, “I want to see your very best agent in White House first thing in the morning.”
Several minutes later, a call went out to the Middle East, and the most talented American agent was headed back to Washington.
The next morning, the agent was escorted into the Oval Office. Mr. Trump said, “I hear you’re the best in the business. I can’t trust what my staff tells me.
So I want you to visit every state in the union, every major city. I want you to stay out on the road until you have an idea of what the vast majority of Americans would like to see happen in the Oval Office. Do I make myself clear?”
The CIA agent responded approvingly. He left the Oval Office and wasn’t heard from for nearly four months. Finally, he showed up early on a Sunday morning, and the President saw him immediately.
The President said, “Did you find out what an overwhelming majority of Americans want done here in this office?”
“Well, then, express the will of the people,” Trump ordered.
So the agent stood up, pulled out his revolver, and shot the President.