There was a 96-year old woman Eleanor whose billionaire husband died. Eleanor had inherited all of her deceased husband’s wealth and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man. So, she walked into a crowded bar and announced to all the men that she had inherited billions of dollars and would marry the man with the biggest d**k.
Now of course Eleanor wasn’t all that in the looks department, as a matter of fact she looked more like a shriveled prune then a human being. But, the guys didn’t care because they knew this old lady would croak soon and they would get all that money. Eleanor then told the men to stiff themselves up to full erection and lay their d**ks on a long table. They did what Eleanor said. Abruptly, two gay guys entered to the bar, looked at the table and said effusively; “A buffet!”