A blonde woman Amber walks into a bank in New York before going to holiday and asks for a 4.000 dollars loan. The bank clerk asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?” Amber says “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Lamborghini.” The bank clerk, amazed, asks “A 300.000 dollars new Lamborghini? Really?” Amber is completely serious. She hands over the keys, as the all bank clerks laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.
When Amber comes back, she pays off the 4.000 dollars loan as well as the 14.26 dollars interest. The bank clerk says “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but what I am wondering is, we looked you up and found out that you are a multi-billionaire. Why would you want to borrow 4.000 dollars?”
Amber replies “Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for only 14.26 and expect it to be there when I return?”