Married couple Heidi and Jacques went into city and visited a dress shop. When they came out, there was a police officer writing out a parking ticket.. Jacques went up to the officer and he said, “Come on, sir, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” The police officer ignored the couple and continued writing the parking ticket. Jacques called him an “as*hole.” He glared at him and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Heidi called the officer a “but*head”.
The officer finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more and more tickets.
This went on for about half an hour. The more they abused him, the more tickets he wrote. The police officer finally finished, sneered at Heidi and Jacques, and walked away. Just then their bus arrived, and they got on it and went home.
Heidi and Jacques always look for cars with Trump stickers. They try to have a little fun each day now that they’re retired. It’s so important at their age.