Payment For The Preacher
After dating a young lady for some time Cristopher decides it is time to marry her.
He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the day comes.
Wedding day, Christopher has yet to pay the preacher for performing the ceremony. However the preacher has a plan.
The service proceeds as planned the vows are exchanged etc. Now it is time for the groom to kiss his bride. The preacher sees this as the perfect opportunity to ask to be paid. He pulls Christopher aside and asks him. Can you please pay me?
Not wanting to create a seen Christopher asked. How much do I owe you?
The preacher thinks fast and replies, pay me according to your wife’s beauty.
Christopher discretely pulled out ten bucks and gave it to the preacher.
Although annoyed by this, the preacher continues the ceremony and says; you may now kiss the bride. At this point the veil is lifted from the brides face to allow Christopher to kiss her. As the groom is about to kiss his new bride the preacher interrupts and promptly hand the groom nine dollars and fifty cents.