There was a religious woman Samantha who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her.
One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samantha pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.
After a few minutes, he turned to religious woman and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?”
Samantha answered, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.”
He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?”
She replied, “Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.”
He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?”
Samantha said, “Well, I don’t really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him.”
“What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically.
Samantha calmly answered; “Then you can ask him.”